Gay Ninja Killers Flout Characteristic Christian Compassion

I’ve said it before, but it’s worth repeating: We do not advocate violence here at VitaVagabonda.

Thus, the fact that quite a few African bishops (of the Episcopal and Catholic strain) are raving loonies would not, under any circumstances, justify such practices as bundling them up in 500-kilo bales and shipping them off to Uganda’s Kidepo Valley National Park as crocodile food.

That would be wrong, as one of our most famous presidents once famously said.

Plus, as Archbishop Orombi so convincingly argues (below), “God created men and women so that they could have children and fill the world so that the generations could continue.”

Exactly. Although he apparently also created them so they could manufacture children who could then die of malnutrition caused by overpopulation and/or get work as nine-year-old mercenaries in the various pogroms, ethnic cleansings, and endless, internecine wars for which African countries like Uganda have distinguished themselves. But that’s God for you—such a kidder.

I would like to respond, however, to Archbishop Orombi’s provocative rhetorical question: “So where do the homosexuals want to get their children?”

Well, obviously, we want to buy them in places like Malawi, Cambodia, Ethiopia, China, and Mongolia, just like Mia Farrow, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Madonna, James Caviezel, Meg Ryan, Tom Cruise, and Ewan McGregor did. Duh.

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From “New Vision: Uganda’s Leading Website” (and I’ll bet that’s true, too).

Gays want to kill me, says Orombi
Wednesday, 9th July, 2008
By Chris Ahimbisibwe

Archbishop Henry Luke Orombi yesterday said he fears for his life because of the campaign he has waged against homosexuals.

“Nowadays, I don’t wear my collar when I am in countries which have supporters of homosexuals,” he said while addressing Christians at Kitunga archdeaconry, West Ankole diocese in Ntungamo district.

“I am forced to dress like a civilian because those people are dangerous. They can harm anybody who is against them. Some of them are killers. They want to close the mouth of anybody who is against them.”

Orombi is among the Anglican archbishops who have led the boycott against the Lambeth Conference, which takes places later this month, over the issue of homosexuality.

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Despite the threats, Orombi yesterday continued his anti-gay campaign, asking Christians to pray for him and others who are against homosexuals.

“Homosexuals are agitating that it is a human right. But how can it be a human right for a man to sleep with another man or a woman to marry a woman?” he asked.

“What we need is to wake up and protect our church and children against this practice.”

He argued that God created men and women so that they could have children and fill the world so that the generations could continue. “So where do the homosexuals want to get their children?” he asked.

Orombi noted that homosexuals were trying to take advantage of Africa’s poverty by making donations, building schools and offering scholarships.

“We should not accept any donation that comes our way and has strings attached. Some people have already fallen victims in Uganda and we need to stop it,” the archbishop said….

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Posted on 11 July 2008, in You Can Always Count on a Little Homophobia. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. >Well, I believe not only gays would feel so better off without people like this around. Beware, archibishop! SHNAFIP*’ s gonna close your mouth! Jokes apart, I shudder to think how anti-christian is all of this nazichristian** bullshit. * Straight and Homo Ninja Against Fu***n’ Idiot Priests** do you like this neologism, Wen? It’s totally copyleft, you can use it without permission by just quoting occasionally, and without any obligation to do so, the author’s name. 🙂

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