Meanwhile, in Morehead, Kentucky, Kim Davis begins updating her résumé …

Residence: The Kingdom of Heaven

Job Skills
• Defying authority, including the State Governor and the Supreme Court of the United States
• Using taxpayer money to fund a frivolous, pointless legal defense
• Deciding which parts of the U.S. Constitution apply to me
• Defining the “laws of nature”

Personal Interests
• Religious fundamentalism
• Damning people to hellfire for all eternity
• Chambray skirts

Memberships and Awards
• Member, The Liberty Council, a recognized hate group
• Commendation from The Family Foundation, a recognized hate group
• Commendation from the Clay Mills Road Baptist Church in Lexington, KY, where the National Young Fundamentalist Conference’s “blackface boxing” matches are always a crowd-pleaser

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Posted on 1 September 2015, in AmeriKKKa the Bootiful, Queer ... Plus All Those Acronyms, You Can Always Count on a Little Homophobia. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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